Twenty dollars
These “hide the money” jokes came up during MICU rounds last week. As they were new to me and quite entertaining, I decided to run with the idea. Variations of the first five can be found all over the web, and I credit J. Tishon for a variation of the sixth. The rest are my own invention.How do you hide twenty dollars from. . .
An orthopaedic surgeon?
Put it in a medical textbook.
A general surgeon?
Hide it in the chart.
A dermatologist?
You can’t hide money from a dermatologist.
A neurosurgeon?
Stick it to his child’s forehead.
A radiologist?
Give it to her patient.
A cardiologist?
Give it to his wife.
A plastic surgeon?
Hide it in any location with a winter climate colder than Florida.
A pathologist?
Place it anywhere above ground level.
An ob/gyn?
Just send it to her malpractice lawyer.
A malpractice lawyer?
You’re an idiot for even considering it.
An internist?
Hide it anywhere – an internist doesn’t have the foggiest about where to find money.
A resident?
Put it under her pillow.
An ER doc?
Put it in the medical history.
A medical student?
You evil, evil person – would you also steal money from a blind beggar on the street?
Feel free to add to the list!
posted by Wyatt @ 11:28 PM
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